Seriously, Peter?

Serioiusly?

You had to leave me in the middle of a stupid Sea World? They tried to put me to work here. You know what they have a lot of here? Water. You know what is not a good thing for me? Water.

Whatever. I'm staying at a motel nearby now. I guess this beats being in my own time and waiting for death, at the very least.

Hello Everyone ( Read more... )

So what do you do if someone spoils your own life?

What the hell is this? I went onto the computer Arthur set up for me and I found myself signed up for this site. Does he make everyone in Pinehearst sign up for this weird online community thing? Is this like a cult or something ( Read more... )

I guess this is how it works, so here goes nothing.

I need a world hop! Who's in?

I don't know (or care) what you guys have been up to, but me? I've been looking for the perfect waffles.

So how do you like yours? And where? I found this little diner where I can get them with strawberries and whipped cream. It kicks ass.

Hm. And while I'm here, has anyone heard from my new bffl Kirk?

I feel so lost. All I ever wanted was to make Daddy happy, to make him proud of me. I tried to be the best agent I could be. So that maybe he'd-- he'd love me like Bennet loves Claire. That's not fair, she's not even his real daughter. But now he's gone. Just like that, he's gone and none of it matters anymore. He'll never be proud of me and I don' ( Read more... )

I have very important news for everyone.

You're all boring.

And Chuck Bass is an asshole, but anyone who's ever talked to him probably already knows that.

Okay, kids. Show of hands. Who else here hates airplanes?

And if you don't, what is wrong with you?

Hey, Elle? Are you up to showing people how great you are? Because now seems like a great time!